Israeled

When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.

Am ISRAELED Chai.

by AmYisraelChai December 28, 2023

Israeled

When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.

Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."

by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023

Israel

To reclaim something that was lost or stolen, but which has always been your own-- often with significant positive personal historical and family value.

I just found my favorite hat in the lost-and-found. I was very happy to Israel it back after so long without it.

by ZoulieYouNutjob January 9, 2024

Israeled

When people group together to murder you but nobody else cares because you're Jews

Terrorists are entering Israel to kill people who are therby Israeled when the world does not care.

by k1ked1ke January 16, 2024

full israel

Going ballastic; causing immense destruction, particularly against children and innocent bystanders. Similar to "going nuclear".

So you're proposing that we go full israel on north korea?

by inconcievable September 29, 2025

Israeling

The repeated telling of a lie.

One = lie
2+ = lies.

Repeated lies = Israeling

He won't admit it; he just keeps Israeling.

by Pseoudocreem January 6, 2024

Israel

Shit.

Oh, there's a dog israeling on the streets, yuck!

by anonymous November 20, 2023