The chan infection

A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it

"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"

by Backroomsguy111 February 26, 2023

Infected

Infected is a person who is a clown and in severe cases considered the whole circus

Infected: Hey everyone!
Literally everyone: lmao rart clown (laughing).

by PimpShagger69 October 13, 2019

Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx

Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx

Japan Has No Sexually Transmitted Infections Or Disease so Try To Kill, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak In The Bronx

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Codje infection

An infection in which mass quantity's of semen get pushed to the back of the throat and in time grows a mossy, moldy paste which cannot be reversed.

Stacy why wont you kiss me

stacy: Sorry... OG mudbone gave me a bad codje infection last night

by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016

penal infection

When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.

Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!

by Penal infection April 13, 2022

In THe Back Of The Mafia's Consultancy Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

In THe Back Of The Mafia's Consultancy Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

In THe Back Of The Mafia's Consultancy Infecting Anyone Body Squabble Is The Sunflower Deed

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Staph Infection

Staph Infection could cause a mass Staph exodus from the workplace. Usually “patient 0” distributes this disease through mass condescension. Their ability to demotivate staff is unprecedented. The only way to get rid of a staph infection is to highlight their inability to deliver an outcome.

Ronald Maso was telling Tony how trivial his work would be in a condescending way. We could see that this was demotivating and impacting all Staph. Clearly we had a Staph Infection

by Skel July 4, 2024