penal infection

When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.
Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!
by Penal infection April 14, 2022
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Cap Infection

When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.
YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.
by TheoneAAAAA December 16, 2020
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any infection

Checking the temperature to look inside your ear
You don't have any infection
by Debskelly1985 February 26, 2023
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any infection

Checking the temperature to look inside your ear
You don't have any infection
by Debskelly1985 February 26, 2023
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jerk squirt infection

When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
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A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 06, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025
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