Hung like a Greek God 

A veiled insult. Most statues of Greek Gods showed Greek Gods with small penises.

"Hey Larry, I heard Athena Makos told me all the girls in the Greek part of town said that you were hung like A Greek God."

Larry: Tell them I said "Thanks".

Hung like a Greek God by Ollie Churpuzzi June 3, 2016

Hung like a Wasp 

Guy with a tiny Knob!

"He was hung like a wasp, it was like throwing a nail into a cave"

Hung like a Wasp by Big Dan the Man November 3, 2006

Hung like Mr. Chow 

A guy who's hung like a fruit-fly, e.g., like Mr. Chow, from the Hangover movies.

My cousin Popo's relationships always end in disaster because he's hung like Mr. Chow.

Hung like Mr. Chow by aikiman January 25, 2012

hung down 

The mental state of a person after an inhuman amout of alcohol in consumed.

After 12 beers and 7 shots of Stoli, Mike spent the next day in bed, hung down.

hung down by woody April 28, 2003

hung rat 

The act of forcefully pinching one's cock and balls between the legs, then displaying the entire mess posteriorly to unsuspecting onlookers. When performed properly, the pinched junk appears to be a strangulated rat hanging from the performer's ass. See also: fruit basket

Although we were humiliated when the boat full of cheerleaders mooned us, we felt redeemed when Brad countered with a fearsome hung rat.

hung rat by Johnny Stone April 21, 2006

Hung Parliament 

The term originates from the United Kingdom, and arises from a situation when the government becomes so full of dicks that voters lose faith. When a general election happens, no majority is declared and a hung parliament occurs.

"After the expenses scam, the Houses of Parliament were so chock-a-block with cocks that I'm certain the government after this election will be a Hung Parliament."

Hung Parliament by expenses scandal April 16, 2010

Hung-Jury 

A group of citizens serving on a jury who are well endowed A.K.A have big cocks

the hung-jury could not come up with a verdict even after honest thought. Luckily they had large penises?

Hung-Jury by quadaffi June 12, 2005