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human

a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.
Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)
by penis headed goat April 26, 2019
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Human

howfully you know what that is i mean its what the fuck you are if youre reading this now stop searching shit you all know
i am a human that searched human in the urban dictionary
by logan blackburnllllllllllllllo November 30, 2017
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Humanality

The dog mounted humped the human but did not like being mounted humped by another dog.
To have a dog mount hump a human because of their love for it is humanality
by Owls4ever2005 November 21, 2019
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Humans

The ruin of this planet
Humans will destroy Earth.. and thats a FACT
by Mathelgar January 17, 2020
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Human

Human make stupid jokes and annoy the shit out of me
by Theunkownpersonofearth June 7, 2017
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Human

Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.
Bob is part of the human race.
by societyperson November 12, 2019
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Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.
"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo
by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018
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