Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.
In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.
by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 10, 2018
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Human

The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.
Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human
by Gabe654123 March 07, 2017
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howfully you know what that is i mean its what the fuck you are if youre reading this now stop searching shit you all know
i am a human that searched human in the urban dictionary
by logan blackburnllllllllllllllo November 30, 2017
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The ruin of this planet
Humans will destroy Earth.. and thats a FACT
by Mathelgar January 17, 2020
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Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.
by societyperson November 12, 2019
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a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.
Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)
by penis headed goat April 26, 2019
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