The third most intelligent creature inhabiting planet Earth. Omnivorous by nature, it is designed to eat animals and plants. Some of them, though, eat only plants claiming animal cruelty is bad. This is a lie. They are not humans, but an inferior race called vegans. If you meet one, run away as fast as you can and eat a cow. Humans claim they are more intelligent than dolphins because the animals have not constructed civilizations and advanced culturally, instead they spend their time playing, feeding, and mating. This same concept proves dolphins are more intelligent/
by hugo122 September 14, 2008
Get the humanmug. Almost everyone else who sent in a definition forgot to specify that only SOME humans are idiots. Others actually try to make the world a better place.
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by ............................... April 15, 2006
Get the humansmug. 
An alternative spelling for the word human, allegedly used by dogs as some members of the species Canis Lupus mistakenly adopted this spelling from an organization named the Humane Society, with which the said species historically had positive relations.
by Avisottda April 22, 2017
Get the humanemug. human-----ur a douchebag
by roflolman12 November 5, 2010
Get the humanmug. by The forever hungry slime May 26, 2019
Get the humanmug. Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.
Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018
Get the Humaningmug.