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hobble

When a 2 by 4 is placed between a moronic douche bags ankles, and then a sledgehammer (in your case one wrapped in barbwire) is used to hit, and crush the bond between your foot and ankle so that you can never walk again and are caused extreme agony. For a better depiction see the movie Misery with Kathy Bates.
One time this bitch tried to steal my man so I took her out back and hobbled her. Now crippy can't get play.
by BadBlondie October 10, 2007
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humble popcorn

The same as humble pie except in relation to the football player Terrell Owens (or any athlete) due to his usage of the phrase "get your popcorn ready".

To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.
T.O. better play well against the Eagles or he'll be eating some humble popcorn.

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by jaykilove January 20, 2009
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Humble Brag

When you try and say something complementary about about someone and actually end up just telling them how amazing you are.
Everyone: Wow, Tony is such a good chiropractor
George: I know right, when I hurt myself from being super awesome at Kung Fu and accidentally killing my sensai because I don't know my own skills, he was able to push all my ribs back inside my body. Everyone was so jealous that I could come back from an injury like that and I am now the new sensai.
Everyone Else: *humble brag*
by thatotherotherdude March 9, 2017
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Hibble

A person who exhibits awesomeness when necessary. Singular to Hibbleton
"Yo Dennis is always Hibble"
by Dennis H. February 5, 2008
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Humbler

A form of cock and ball torture where a chord is formed into a lasso and looped around a man's nut sack while the other end is tied around the feet. Every time the man kicks the lasso tightens causing immense pain.
Matt - "Gabe you should totally tie that ethernet cable around your balls and give yourself a humbler." Gabe - "Just make sure Michael doesn't hit the brakes to hard I don't want to rip off my nuts!"
by weezy87 June 18, 2015
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humble

Noun: a misdemeanor; a criminal offense punishable by less than one year in prison.
Ray got arrested for murder but walked away with a humble.
by Maxwell Demon November 21, 2007
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hubbla

this word is used in deep bordem and want to get some ones attention
lorraine|| hubbla
ami|| what does that mean
lorraine|| you use it to get attention as i just used on you and it started a convosation
by warren|| September 30, 2005
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