Hatch

Something unnecessarily exclusive and/or close-minded.

"The university education system is so hatch. Learning should be democratized."
or
"I have been on a bourbon kick... scotch is too hatch for me."

by BalticBeerBear August 5, 2019

Hatchet wound

The graphic but accurate description of a woman's vigina while she having heavy discharge during her period.

She was on her period, but I was so horny I went ahead and stuck it in her hatchet wound.

by Man-O-Whore May 30, 2006

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The best triligy (containing 5 books) in the world. IT recently became a major motion picture which totally butchred and americanized the plot , but still was decent. By the kurt vonaget of the 20th century. Totally rocks , a great read. amazing

i just read the hitchikers guide to the galaxy, i look at the world in a totally new way now

by irockusuck69 July 7, 2005

Hatchmeister

The only one one allowed to snipe on xbox live, has the potential to be a complete douche bag if anyone else is sniping.

me- yo im about to snipe
him- no only i can snipe you guys are fagggs
me- dude your being a hatchmeister

by mike huntttt July 13, 2010

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

its my bible.the most genious thing ever written, it pokes fun at humans, their emotions and how they go about life. one of the only humans to actually feature in it is arthur dent, a typical englishman who happened to be good friends with another life form, only finding this out a few minutes before the earth is demolished to create a hyper-space bypass.
after leaving earth, just in time for this to happen, him and his alien friend, ford prefect, set off on an adventure arthur cannot ever quite get the hang of.
the 5 books get surrealer every minute, making the planet earth seem more and more insignificant.
it ponders over life, the universe and everything and even comes up with the most genious answer to everything.
the book also introduces us to one of the best characters in existance, marvin the paranoid android, a robot with the emotions of real people which is usually depression thus creating a depressive robot, coming up with some of the best lines ever written:

"LIFE...........DONT TALK TO ME ABOUT LIFE!!!"
"brain the size of a planet, and here i am, parking cars"

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Hitchcock

When someone you fancy spends the whole night out with you, but then at closing time jumps in a taxi with someone else.

She was a total bitch... I put in all the hard graft and then she totally hitchcocked me!

by witte_app February 20, 2011

Hitchhiker Fart

An odor from an intense flatulent which follows the flatulator as they move.

"Dude that motha fucka farted back there but he still stinks up here"... "Yeah man, that was some hitchhiker fart shit".

by jon bausch September 12, 2005