hollyjollyrancher

when you eat a red and green jolly rancher at the same time on christmas

Last christmas i preformed a HOLLYJOLLYRANCHER.

by Nic Baines August 10, 2006

Hollywood Handjob

When a supposed 'celebrity' has to whore themselves out by giving handjobs in the parking lot for money.

Amor Hilton offered to give me a Hollywood Handjob for only 150$! Damn, now that's Hollywood.

by Andrewwwk12 October 14, 2009

Holly

Electro magnetic sensitive activist. Microwave hazard alert.

We've got a Holly in the building. Put your smart phone on airplane mode. Caution, I'm getting a Holly reading!

by Geekseeker April 3, 2017

North Hollywood High School

Also known as the greatest high school ever, some of its more noted graduates include (Jesus Inaugural Class of 0, Julius Caesar, Christopher Columbus, George Washington, Foreign transfer student Napoleon Bonaparte, Abraham Lincoln, Cornelius Vanderbilt, Peyton Manning, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, Shaq, Tiger Woods, Kristi Yamaguchi, Michael Phelps to name a few. They are known as the Wolves and their student section goes by the Wolf Pack. They have a best dancer and the best zoo worker who is smarter than everyone because he went there. Anyone who goes to North Hollywood will instantly be successful and revered as legends

Me: Wow you went to North Hollywood High School
MM: Yeah and I was voted best dancer
Me: Wow I wish I went there

by J Shutts April 25, 2011

Hollywood Tampon

Any male who’s known more for the women he’s dated rather than having actually accomplished anything remarkable or interesting.
Any guy who is primarily famous for the celebrity vaginas he’s been in rather than an having an actual career or talent of his own. Typically they are never in the same vagina for more than a month or two.

Garett "What exactly does John Mayer do? I keep hearing that hes a singer or something."

Allison " Naw, he has no talent other than dating famous women for the sake of the cover of people magazine. Celebrity chicks just pass him around like a hollywood tampon"

John Mayer, Ray J, Scot Baio, Pauly Shore, are all Hollywood tampons
** Lance Armstrong would be a more respectable Hollywood tampon, he's worked very hard to obtain tampon status.

by PinkMouse July 14, 2009

Hollywood Sniffer

You are in the process of nailing some stuck up whore from behind. You can tell she is a prude. So while in the process take two fingers cross them and shove them in her ass. Get the good and stinky, corn hole them deep in the ass. Just when she is about to get off, take those two fingers reach over her and hook the nostrils and pull her head back and ask her "so you think your shit doesn'tstink now bitch"

I was nailing this uptight chic last night who didn' want to get dirty so I gave her the hollywood sniffer!!!

by Ru469 March 13, 2010

Holly Amos

If you ever hear this phrase, take cover. Once holly amos is on the loose it’s all over for humanity. She is also known as the a9 unit. If you are not careful you could be her next meal

Mc : rope did you hear about holly amos and her massive feast

Rope - Yeah she gobbled up 38 galaxies and 16839 planets . She must be famished!

by NOMNOM69 October 31, 2019