Hipster or Homeless

A game that is played historically in the inner Northern suburbs of Melbourne amongst gentrified youth. It was originally invented by a miss C Speldewinde during the years of her cultural enlightenment.

Let's play "Hipster or Homeless", I'll go first.... look at that guy over there in ripped jeans, 90's basketball jumper and scruffy beard. Hipster.... or.... homeless?!?

by Spindlewindle July 9, 2016

hopeless romantic

An elite idealist of love. Their lives revolve around love and finding their one true love. They believe firmly that their soul mate exists, and they will let fate take its course to find them. Despite an overwhelming sensation to love, they reserve their romantic expressions for someone they truly love, and do not waste time with incompatible relationships. As a result, many of these romantics find themselves waiting years on end to experience their ideal impression of love. Despair may settle, but it is impossible to abandon their being a creature of love. Thus, they remain hopeless romantics.

To hopeless romantics:

"My advice to you is to get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher"

Socrates

by Brett T Lee July 7, 2008

homeless handshake

Getting a handjob from a homeless person in exchange for a handout of money.

There are women at the shelter who will give you a homeless handshake for $5.

by J-Jo F February 21, 2011

Hopelessly Dope

A matter in which something or someone is so awesome to the point where it can't be explained in regards to your emotions.

For those who oppose on being hopelessly broke, hope for dopeness, and be hopelessly dope.

by TheKwestoManiak! October 27, 2011

hopeless romance

Someone who is in love but there's nothing there and it's a pointless love

I love him but he doesn't love me back , I guess you can call it hopeless romance.

by Genuhvee August 22, 2017

Homelessexual

A person thats fucks people for a place to stay.

Ryan Homer sleeps with people so he will be able to stay the night with that person! Bcuz he is a homelessexual!!

by Batman509 March 10, 2021

Homeless Whale

1. A species of whale that washes on shore often. They have basket like stomachs and abnormally large fins and tails.

2. Can be used as an insult basically meaning "Stupid shitface take your garbage ass shitface and get the fuck out you pickle molester"

News Reporter:Early this morning a "Homeless Whale" washed up on shore.

David your a homeless whale (Action: David walks out of the room crying like a rock is stuck in his face of shit)

by Gravy in the house! January 21, 2009