HoboSexual

1. When you kill a homeless person, then eat holes in it's dead body, then having sex with them.

2. to get turned on by people without homes, wether it be the arousing smell, or the fine taste in clothing.

"I invited this hobo over to my house last night. We had sex. I think im a hobosexual."

by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003

hitosexual

When you love someone based on their personality, no matter how they look, what gender or sexual orientation

Person 1: What sexuality are you?
Person 2: I'm hitosexual, I love people based on who they are. MLK style.

by Sagburger July 17, 2016

Hobosexual

A person who is attracted to a homeless man or woman.

The school principle was a hobosexual.

by Jay Colon December 15, 2016

hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), but sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.

" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"

by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

hobosexual

A species much like the more common "bagwhore" the hobosexual is known for coming into a neighborhood and running through it like a case of Ebola hitting the African countryside, trading usage of their deadfish-like vagina in exchange for somewhere to dwell. Out of a intentional lack of respect for the bitch, they are usually allowed little more that a few feet of cover under a carport or at best half of a 2'*2' storage closet, a situation that will last no longer than 2 days usually, rarely last past that and never known to be more that a week before they are bounced in a mildly humiliating fashion...acting totally in shock of being ejected they quickly grab as much of the homeowners belongings as possible on the way out, usually being as loud as possible in yelling about how the items had been stolen from them by homeowner.

Dude , I totally messed up now. I needed to get laid and fell victim to that one chick that's been kicking it around the hood lately, that Jennifer girl...turns out she ain't shit but some hobosexual, and to top it all off, she's a horrible lay and ended up taking the family jewels when i kicked her out

by jimjones, omnibeing April 16, 2017

Hasexual

Hasexual is an orientation under the asexual umbrella.
Hasexual people are asexual, aromantic and they're agender.
So basically... their a tree.
There are only two people known who belong to this branch.
These people usually identify as animals.

Man: Hey! Why can't I date that owl lady
Woman: BECAUSE THEY'RE HASEXUAL!
PLUS HOW DARE YOU USE THE WRONG PRONOUN?!PLUUUUUUS, THEY HAVE A HASEXUAL PARTNER!!!! A BUNNY!!!

by Owlinacup December 25, 2018

Hobosexual

a person who gets turned on by hobo's and anything to do with them.

Hobo-Joe-Bo seems to be a big hit with the hobosexual ladies lately...Hottt Stufff!!

by CloudsOfChlamydia July 10, 2007