Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is the American singer best known for his disastrous run as the singer for the band Van Halen. Hagar took over for the legendary Diamond David Lee Roth when he was offered the gig by a depressed and despondent Eddie Van Halen who was having difficulty dealing with Roths departure. Over the course of several years Hagar took Van Halen from being the biggest band in the world to opening for Bon Jovi. The music was so poor the general public refused to call the band by their name, referring to them instead as Van Hagar. This subsequently led to them becoming a punchline for David Spade. Hagar is also known for his grotesque troll like features and slovenly stage attire usually consisting of crocs, jams, and dirty tee shirts. Hagar briefly acted in the lord of the rings trilogy where he was a stand in for many of the characters from middle earth. Hagar has suffered from well documented bouts of psychosis during which he actually believes he was as big as van halen alone. Hagar currently can be found cooking and eating food, lying about Van Halen or appearing at different rib fests around the country. Hagar has been in a relationship with American guitarist Vic Johnson for the past several years.

"Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll"-David Lee Roth

by JohnnyEEAS July 25, 2016

hanabusa

a japanese name hanabusa, meaning "petals of flower"

1)there are hanabusa all over the palce

by otakuanimejapanese January 4, 2015

hanadi ayoub

Middle Eastern lesbian made famous for her role in a 2006 adult film. Hanadi Ayoub tongued her way through hundreds of beavers in the film which lasted a staggering 132 minutes.

Hanadi Ayoub, famous Arab lesbain adult entertainer.

by Ahmed Fuljazi June 10, 2007

Ariarna Hakaraia

Co-founder of legendary folk/rock band "Folkin 'A". A stone fox who has been likened to a female version of Julian Casablancas.

As seen on the cover of Famous Twins Magazine

by haha February 4, 2004

hadarious

When something is so dumb that it's hilarious

That was so hadarious

by PiePower43 January 28, 2017

hanaffi

Also known as the "one punch man". Strongest man alive in his age. Looks so nice but actually has the heart of a devil. Dont make him angry or you will regret it

Look everyone its hanaffi

by Zizit April 23, 2018

HanaAzra

A witch-like creature that tends to seduce married man.
This creature can easily be found in the woods and dumpster.
HanaAzra targets married man and seduce them to make them leave their current wife.
This creature favorite victim is pregnant woman. They will steal their husband to them suffer along with the baby.

According to myths, other woman's suffering could prolonged their life.
HanaAzra is also a shape-shifting creature that will act innocent and kind but when they started to attack, no man will get away from their grasp. Usually, only stupid man will fall under her trap.

He almost become a victim to HanaAzra when their expedition crew got lose in the woods. Luckily, only stupid man can fall under the creature's trap, so he survived the attack.

by anonininimous May 4, 2019