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Human

A race of two legged people species inhabiting the Earth Whom are in no manner to be mistaken as Humane.
Forgive Me for adding Personal insult to injury, but I am Human Myself as is anyhow.
by Korvine July 20, 2019
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Human

Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.
Bob is part of the human race.
by societyperson November 12, 2019
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Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.
"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo
by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018
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Human

A group of idiots on earth
They plague the world and do stupid stuff
Sadly we are part of this community of idiots
by Cthulhuyyy December 6, 2018
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Humanities

humanities is that class. yes that faggoty class that gives too much homework. catch a guy working on his ce in passing periods. watch a bro get molested by the 32-page reading he forgot to do. can you complain and skip? no. they strategically give you so much homework but over a span of 2 or more days so u always had the other day(s). oh youre a sophmore? ggs ur english. they crack jokes (and maybe some blunt if u in the crib type shit foo) in class for the entire class or lecture you on your ass time management.
3:52 AM:
"yo wat u up to ma boi, im gaming rn, its getting late" - non humanities-taking friend
"nigga, im doing my religions chart. i just got like 42 more columns" - you (cus u take hum)
"bro wat were u doing all day bruh?" - friend
"abc project, olympus project, 3 practice CEs, 2 major CEs, map quiz & unit test stud." - you
"..." - friend
"oh yea i cant forget my 13 page WHAP textbook, 2 epic, 21 HUM book readings and hum experience" - you
"nig-" - friend
"SHIT- my 10 min SSR & SAQs & LEQ practice" - you
"you might as well mcnutt yourself" - god
by masterWhipper69 October 20, 2022
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Human

The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.
Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human
by Gabe654123 March 7, 2017
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human

a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.
Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)
by penis headed goat April 26, 2019
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