Human

are you actually looking up this? seriously?

you are a human.thats all.

by Murd August 26, 2017

human

a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.

Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)

by penis headed goat April 26, 2019

Human

A creature that seems to be trying to kill the planet

Humans man, they really ruffle my jimmies

by Not a fax machine March 4, 2018

humanities

The worst fucking subject after maths.

If you enjoy this subject kys or just get hurt badly.

'Yo what class you got next?'
'Ugh fucking humanities'
'Praying for you bro'

by cooch13destroyer March 5, 2021

Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.

In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.

by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018

Human

A two-legged creature. Normally if it is Older than its Brother or Sister, That one brother/sister will eventually throw rocks at you, and their would be no escape from these assholes.

"Look! ITS A HOOMAN (Human)" ~ Doggo

by Verico Sucks October 29, 2018

Human

Humans are over evolved monkeys with guns and less hair. I am one and you probably are as well.

Bob is part of the human race.

by societyperson November 12, 2019