Hold your balls

Calm down. Used the same way as "slow your roll" or "chill".

you need to just hold your balls for a second, you're getting too worked up over this

by holdthoseballs February 19, 2011

hold on a sec

when ur in such a good state of ejaculation u cant stop

(mom noks on the door) "hold on a sec"

by capron April 8, 2004

Hold-up

Office lingo.
Someone stops by your office cube and leans on the wall to chat with you over the wall. The wall is held up, and you are held up as they steal your time.

I'm sorry I'm late for lunch, my frikin lonely heart coworker thought it was a good time for a hold-up.

by Techwriter Ted October 13, 2009

hold music

A filler television show watched to pass the time while trying to decide what to watch on the "Tivo", or,

While deciding what television show to watch next, hold music is a channel watched only to avoid watching an annoying show that comes on immediately after your favorite show.

Put on some hold music while we wait for CSI to start.

by R Tonkin April 26, 2006

hold your whale, the toilets broken

A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom

Bob: Hold your whale, the toilets broken!
Joe: --What?

by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007

Hold Your Bacon

To forgo getting some pussy a) In the hopes of getting better pussy later b) Because it's probably a bad idea.

"Dude, Shirley is hot for me."
"Hold your bacon dude, she's got crabs the size of quarters."

by Chubmonkey July 2, 2008

Hold Your Pants

When your boss is so exasperated she can't think of what to say when she wants you to shut up!

I can't think, it's so noisy in this room so, Hold Your Pants!

by papa zee 24 May 25, 2011