griffin johnson

The name of that basic and straight white boy in your class who comes from a well off family but acts like they came from the hood. Worships Eminem and wears knockoff Beats By Dr. Dre headphones. He boasts about how well his life is going when he is probably going to grow up to be some hoe's baby daddy or a bartender. If a Griffin Johnson insults you, just remember that he's whiter than milk. Probably has a 1-inch dick

Kelly: Griffin Johnson called me a slut for wearing leggings
Mark: Don't worry that nigga goin' round asking for head from the teachers

by bitch-where June 12, 2016

Kathy Griffin

proper n. A professional comic and media gadfly. An all-around kickass dame of ingenious, rapid-fire wit. Reknowned for having the nerve to mock celebrities and slaughter all the sacred cows of mainstream pop culture. Brassy, sassy, classy and sarcassy.

Mandy: Kathy Griffin is the shizznit.

by Dovetchka December 25, 2005

The Griffin Gallery

A Gallery of photos that young Griffin Harrington has taken. It is quite outstanding work and he will go far. This is his website.

The Griffin Gallery. "Milk". "Orange Women" "White is My Middle Name"

by Sam Fields August 10, 2009

Griffin Montgomery

An amazing dude.
He is faithful, Funny, and will do his best to keep you happy.
He is Smart, Strong, and Handsome
He has brown hair and blue-green eyes.

Dude, you are such a Griffin Montgomery!

by SlapBoi69 November 8, 2019

Peter Griffined

A deadly sucker punch to the throat causing severe swelling to the esophagus.

Man Chad got Peter Griffined at the party last night by Brittney!

by Hammond25 February 7, 2021

Grace Griffin

freakin hilarious, says oof a lot. Better than your average female. #notaslout. very interesting human, maybe you should get to know her

You know Grace Griffin likes Star Wars

by boy;) August 1, 2018

Kathy Griffin

(N.) The comic cousin to Peter Griffin, the star of the Adult Swim/Cartoon Network show, "Family Guy." Family Guy is funny, and so is Peter Griffin, but Kathy Griffin is about as funny as Saturday Night Live. (you make up your own minds.)

Kathy Griffin is the host of the show "Average Joe," but that show's garbage compared to Spike TV's Masterpiece, "The Joe Schmo Show."

by G-Union November 11, 2003