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Greased weasel

When you have a shit that comes out your butt hole really fast like a greased weasel out of a small hole
Tony said "man that shit came out my butt hole like a greased weasel
by The bunny shoe March 17, 2021
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Gleis

An amazing brave boy who is always seeking for new adventures.Loves cars and hopefully in the future he will buy an Audi S6 V8 twin turbo.
Hot af ,all girls go crazy about him but his heart only beats for a girl whose name starts with an E.
You are gleis!(means you are flawless)It sounds gleis!
by Patate e embel July 9, 2021
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Greased Cookie Sheet

Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet
by LilPoutine May 12, 2022
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Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.
Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.
by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008
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palm grease

n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.
If we can't get a table, we'll have to use some palm grease.
by AsInWreck June 14, 2009
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pre-grease

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.
"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."
by tokyotapes October 30, 2009
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keyboard grease

A build up of food grease that occurs when you are being a massive vagina and use a keyboard instead of a mic to comunicate when eating.
Andy: Oh no, i've got keyboard grease!
Olly: you silly sausage, you should be using your mic to comunicate not your keyboard.
by dah commie monster October 28, 2013
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