Definitions by AsInWreck

palm grease 

n. a small cash bribe. Usually employed at night clubs, restaurants, hotels, etc. in attempt to garner favored treatment.

If we can't get a table, we'll have to use some palm grease.

palm grease by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

phalanges 

n. a "high five", i.e. slapping hands in celebration. From the literal meaning of the word - the bones of the fingers.

Great game, give me phalanges!

phalanges by AsInWreck June 14, 2009

flubsessed 

adj. - to be inordinately concerned about the Major League baseball club Chicago Cubs and the behavior, conduct, intellectual ability, level of drunken-ness, sexual orientation, etc, of their fans.

Colin was so insanely flubsessed, he'd drive down Halsted pissing out the window during day games while telling gay jokes and mumbling something about a urinal and one hundred years.

flubsessed by AsInWreck June 12, 2009

Urinal 

proper n. - The home of the Major League baseball club Chicago Cubs, commonly known as Wrigley Field. The name is derived from the troughs that are used as urinals at the ballpark, and the resultant odor from more than ninety years of their usage.

I'm not going to a game at the Urinal, that shit hole is filled with pricks!

Urinal by AsInWreck June 12, 2009

snuggle puff 

v. To blow smoke, especially that of marijuana, through fabric softener, such as Snuggle, stuffed into a toilet paper or paper towel roll, in order to eliminate the odor.

My aunt is staying in the guest room, so let's snuggle puff these nugs.

snuggle puff by AsInWreck June 12, 2009