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The Shadow Government

Sponsor for some of the greatest songs of all time. E.g. Gout by Joeyy
This song is sponsored by... THE SHADOW GOVERNMENT
by sirsquidy April 14, 2023
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Government Lobby

Packing a huge amount of weaponry, generally concealed. Derived from the signature Matrix scene in which Neo, the protagonist of said movie, defeats an entire military squad with a vast array of firearms concealed under his trenchcoat.

Can be used for replica (i.e. paintball or airsoft) weaponry as well as the real deal.
"Dude, yesterday I had an airsoft match with the guys down at the field."
"Well, what happened?"
"We were having a blast and then Jonathan went all Government Lobby on us. I swear, he went through 4 pairs of pistols he had under his jacket."
"...So?"
"He'd borrowed them from me and he left them all out on the grass."
by Airsofter October 21, 2007
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governor stick

Hey man, toss me one of those governor sticks and let's spark it up.
by Kim Arnold September 7, 2017
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Governor DeSatanic

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s sadist governor, as folks get a glimpse of his true colors now that he is apparently getting absurdly comfortable enough to be himself.
Well it appears that Governor DeSatanic has come out of the ‘normal closet’ now that he is amassing huge monetary contributions by getting his Guantanamo Rick groove on.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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guest of the government

In jail. ( euphemism )
My dad is guest of the government after the police caught him selling dope.
by zimbax November 19, 2012
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the government

satanic bastards who are still practicing slavery to this very day
by truth teller February 14, 2007
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government

In most cases, a centralized administrative and legislative organization that serves to deter, augment, alter, promote and regulate different aspects of the human experience. Government's puport to solve problems arising from "The Problem of the Commons." Areas arise in which the individual actions of persons serve to deplete the general welfare of the rest of society. In such cases, the government has seen it fit to pool resources from across society, to dedicate to ensuring the continued survival of the species and the citizens of that nation or region.
The American government cured smallpox, broke up monopolies, develop the interstate highway system, insisted upon voting rights for all adults, eliminated usury, preserved massive plots of land for conservation, sent satellites into space leading to modern communication, researched international communication leading to the internet, tripled the lifespan of the average American over the past 100 years, and risked life and limb to provide food for Somalia, end apartheid rule in South Africa, liberate the women of Afghanistan, stop the ethnic cleansing of Bosnia and protect the soveriegn rights of people in Kuwait.
by Seth Wellbourne November 6, 2008
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