google admin

A person in the role of administrating or running servers, whose lack of knowledge to perform their tasks is compensated by 'google-ing' for instructions.

The admin for our servers is so uneducated, he is a google admin.

by Cybrboi2k October 3, 2010

google bluff

Speaking authoritatively about a topic while holding your phone as if you just googled the answer.

Sandy: What is Madonna's real name?
Mike: I think it's Grace.
Rob: <holding and tapping phone> Oh, it says right here, Madonna's real name is Shirley Madonna.

Sandy: Are you google bluffing us?!

by Pflugbunny June 2, 2016

Googlag

When Google erases a person for political reasons, that person has been sent to the Googlag.

Full credit to Patrick Moore, @EcoSenseNow.

After Greenpeace co-founder Patrick Moore criticized climate-change politics, Google removed his image and name from searches for “Greenpeace Founders”, hence sending him to the Googlag.

by Geaver March 19, 2019

Just fucking Google it

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.

1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

by MrKapper July 11, 2006

google-fu

The ability to use Google with zen like prowess.

You couldn't find it on the web? Dude....your google-fu is weak.

by Chris Weidner January 5, 2007

googlebanger

alienated pedestrian diddler.

jimmy is an egregious googlebanger.

by rockyrachel August 12, 2007

google

(original definition)

verb

to throw a girl to the ground and tickle her until she pees (or pukes)

This was practiced by fraternities in northeastern colleges during the 1940’s prior to the advent of the panty raid.

“Brother Harold, you are to google Muffy Berenson until sufficiently soiled.”

by goose_on_a_roof March 29, 2022