Gobsnobbler

A silly word that can be used in place of words like "idiot," "dumbass," or whatever else you can think of! Gobsnobble (without the "R") can be used for verbs like "fail," "fumble," "sell," and whatever other negative verbs you can think of.

"You got an "F" on your science test? Oh my god you're such a a gobsnobbler"
"Bro I can't believe I just tripped in front of the huzz, I just gobsnobbled so hard."

by Expert_Gobsnobbler September 16, 2025

Sloppy Gobstopper

When you are receiving oral sex and the persono on the giving end coughs up large quantities of mucus

"She gave me a sloppy gobstopper last night, it was dummy lit"

by Patriquee von seiddit May 7, 2018

Everlasting Gobstopper

It is a name for dick that is always big, yet never gets smaller.

My girl likes the everlasting gobstopper I give her every night.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick October 30, 2018

Minty gobstopper

When you’re partners breath is nasty but you are too much of a gentleman to comment.
Simply dip you’re bullocks into a ballcuzzi filled with minty mouthwash and proceed to dip them into you’re partners mouth like a dairylee dunker thus cleaning the mouth, bullocks and dignity of both participants.

Any mouthwash will survice however I found corsidyl (for gum disease) to give a balls a hint of tobasco and a sensation of a chicken drumstick being dipped into a deep fat fryer.

The missus breath spelt like a bag of a thousand badgers assholes so I had to give her a minty gobstopper

by The Rocket (Italian Stallion) April 21, 2021

salty gobstopper

Cum covered kidney stone you receive after a successful blowjob

My boyfriend came in my mouth and I received a salty gobstopper when he passed a kidney stone.

by Big Belly Daddy June 28, 2023

superman's gobstopper

An masochistic act during which a man jumps out a f*in window, impales himself on a stake, and stuffs his own testicles down his throat.

I'd sooner do a superman's gobstopper than listen to Manilow.

by Mass Dysfunction April 24, 2008

Bawbag Brit Gobshite

A no voting traitor in Scotland who sings the praises of being part of Britain

That guy voted no in 2014, he's nothing but a bawbag brit gobshite that sells his own nation out.

by Aye mannie August 10, 2022