Goated

When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.

So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.

by soulsurfer78 February 22, 2011

mole goatee

A mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have pube-like characteristics.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that" said the college student.

by rishnipishni January 13, 2007

Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head

Cory just goated that goat!

by Ryan December 19, 2004

Goated With the Sauce

Something idiots say to be funny with their friends when they lack any substance or personality.

Zachary Hardon: my dick is giant-I'm goated with the sauce.

Jester Allenwrench: I've sucked it- It's average. You're not goated with the sauce.

by KUSHVAPOR June 10, 2022

goatface killa

One whose face resembles that of a goat, or is just grosser than the average Lee Harvey Oswald. This word is slang term that was derived from... none other than the YSP. If you's a goatface don't hide it, rep it.

Pearl(to Steve):Yo homeslice, I straight up pieced on this biotch with a thick Harry S. Truman the other day.
Steve:Yo son. That freakaleek is a straight up goatface killa.
Pearl:True dat
Steve:Shtoobs...

by Old Man Jenkins October 15, 2004

goatsandwich

A cool guy who generally gets along with everybody. Hes funny, ugly and quite the croquet player. His hobbies include manly sports like hopscotch and skipping, he strays away from more feminine things such as rugby, and street fighting.

He's so cool, he's a GOATSANDWICH

by Oshy April 6, 2005

goatman

one who is overly preppy, fratastic, Republican. such an individual is typically in possession of Croakies, a Polo shirt, and Sperry Top-Siders.

"Yo D, lose the John Stockton shorts and the Croakies homeboy. You're turnin' goatman on us."

by wordcraft July 30, 2008