i don't give a flying fuck

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

by chiet December 11, 2013

Who gives a flying fuck?

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.

Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?

by Paffz0r February 18, 2008

Give it the fucking beans

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt ‘nail’ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.

Should i down this pint of fine beer? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”
A fat man running to catch the bus, “...AY MATE, ‘Give it the fucking beans’...”

by kerzythelemon July 7, 2010

giving sondies

sondies is the term for 'fingering'.

may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'

term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football

"Did u give her some sondies?"

"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"

"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"

by belterchild December 21, 2009

giving me the gears

Giving the gears is to tease someone by giving them a bit of a hard time but not in a harsh or unkind way.

They were giving me the gears because I went golfing with the boss.

by Levk February 11, 2017

give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.

"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"

by JormanThoad September 11, 2018

Gisenius

A nickname for god/goat Giselle, that is used when she does something neither Stephen Hawking or Einstein would think of.

“How’d you even think of that, Gisenius is the best man I swear”

by Cyamonn May 14, 2021