Land breeze geezer

An old man that lives in the sea that uses the land breeze to pull ships towards him so he can kidnap them he is an important character in Norse mythology but goes by the name of chango
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Geezer

Used mostly in England. Reffers to an old guy that is excentric, drinks a lot, scares children, is a pervert, or watches football and swears when his favourite team loses. Not to be confused with old fart, whom meaning is another (an insult).
That geezer I saw yesterday freaked me out...
by BangUrMissus September 19, 2015
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turbo geezer

An old person that looks old and acts even older.
I was visiting my grandma at the home and some turbo geezer wouldn’t shut up about the Nixon era.
by Straightfaxs December 26, 2022
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Geezerism

Stereotyping a geezer to standing outside a pub liking beer,tits and F-all else other than football. Geezerism is classed as discrimination toward a geezers
A geezerism quote is defined as - That geezer will be in pub soon he defineds a good geezer
by Rhinos01 January 2, 2020
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Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.
This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast
by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019
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champagne geezer

A thirsty old horn dog, always about to pop his cork
Nate can’t play soccer with beautiful women present… what a champagne geezer!
by LittleFootballer August 23, 2022
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