hollow geezer

absolute mad lad with no restrictions

nah lad ur a hollow geezer u know

by hollowgeezer September 27, 2020

geezer-circuit

The second-rate locations/venues that irrelevant has-been musicians/performers are stuck to performing on because those are the only places that'll bother booking them as their careers are winding down.

Las Vegas is definitely the geezer-circuit capitol of the world!

by ffokcuf March 30, 2025

Tall Geezer

A t-t-t-tall *gags* person who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re taller.
(They’re actually a fucking loser)

Tall Geezer: I'm 6'4
Girl: I only date guys who are 5'4
Tall Geezer: Fuck

by Ball Tickler 3000 January 5, 2023

geezer nose

the male equivalent of camel toe

the guy's pants are hiked up so he's got a real case of geezer nose

by Big daddy doom June 10, 2016

geezered

To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close

that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life

by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023

Geezer

A guy that’s basically a lame ass nigga that does nothing with his life he just sits on his ass all day

Yoo you wanna hang with my cousin?
Hell no he’s such a Geezer

by Zay3000 February 1, 2020

Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025