gayzar

A individual having a bald head and overly square like body. A hideous sight that typically makes people look away in pity. A gayzar usually attracts white trash female specimens that have little to no respect for themselves.

That guys over there with the square body, bald head and dancing with the girl in a Guns N' Roses shirt, he's totally a gayzar.

by Padon April 28, 2005

Gayper

a person also known as a weekend warrior participating in what is commonly called shred-sledding. also known to enjoy the sound of a nice shorn scrotum fapping on their chin, while being reamed from behind by their "buddy".

Ben Johnston was definatly a gayper last night with a dick in his mouth and balls fapping on his chin with a bigger dick in his ass....

by quimby1 January 19, 2004

Ball gazer

During conversation an individual looks at a male’s crotch. They are normally found in male showers.

After the game in the shower Ted approaches Dave...

Ted: Hey, Dave you played a great game!
Dave: Uhh...Thanks...Are you looking at my balls?
Ted: Yes
Dave: Fuckin Ball gazer

by dnc4 January 11, 2008

Ball Gazer

When you make the shape of balls in your crotch area, and when you capture the person staring down there, you scream "BALL GAZER!!"

(from the Love Guru)

Chelsea: *looks down there*
Demetris: BALL GAZER.

by omgitszoe March 17, 2009

gayfer

(noun): a "smaller version" of the term faggot, without implying homosexuality, and attacking character (or lack thereof).

the term gayfer usually carries little-to-no homosexual connotation within it, in the same way that faggot or pussy, many times, have little to do with orientation or genitalia.

person A: "did you see that guy over there, singing to himself?"

person B: "yeah man, what a little gayfer."

by yoruhiru March 11, 2010

meat-gazer

1.Label for a man who publicly compares others penis size to potential sexual prowess.
2.Label for someone enlisting into the United States Armed Forces as a means of avoiding or shortening prison time.

Pvt. Cappliner is known as a meat-gazer.

by Tyrome Bling May 19, 2005

Gayner

A guy trying to make gains in the gym and on his body in a gay way. He's just trying to put on muscle but is a faggot. When a gayner goes to spot you on bench press he leaves his dick hanging in your face directly above your head. He's the guy who wears the male leggings and the tightest damn shirt to the gym.

ZACHARY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN' YOUR DICK IS IN MY FACE BRUH I KNOW YOU TRYIN' TO MAKE GAINS BUT YOU A GAYNER.

by GatorGains June 18, 2016