gabed

Being late on a release date. also known as pissing people off.

"OMFG TF2 has been gabed!!1one1"

by Teh L33T HaX0r February 26, 2005

Gabe

Blokarting World Champion. Often seen attached to his computer doing goodness-knows-what.

Crikey, he's just like that Gabe...

by gabeishaylee'sneighbour January 18, 2009

Gabe

Vb.
1. To lose a bad hand in poker on a ridiculous beat.

Derived from Gabe's bad poker play

Haha man, I can't believe he just drew out on you; you just got gabed.

by t vance December 14, 2004

Gabe

A man thot that can’t be loyal and has a small ass dick. (Childish Hoe)

“Bruh Gabe is a fucking pussy” - Gerald
“Yea bruh he’s so childish” - Ronald

by Weonlytellthetruth March 13, 2019

Gabe

A Gabe is a retard who looks like Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo 2. A Gabe says he can bench press 100 pounds but can barely lift 20 pounds because his hands are smaller than his penis. A Gabe also sucks off his “friends” and tries to be funny when he can’t make a meme for shit.

Michael: Did you see how bad he got roasted?

Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.

by SmallBaldPenis May 14, 2018

Gabe

A beta male who has a 1 inch wonder. He is a mega fag and plays PUBG regularly.

Gabe? Oh I heard he is obsessed with Scott!

by Cool dawg 2000 June 5, 2018

Gabe

a complete faggit...a midget
A.K.A. Halfsquat

You are such a Gabe

by Hugewenier October 7, 2009