Goon 

Alexander Pesci .

Why, look who it is! Douglas Wayne Phillips! What a goon. Oh wait, it's not Wayne, it's his goon protege, Alexander Pesci.

Goon by Aaron April 17, 2005

goon 

1)Someone who has to be better than everyone else; usually in games, video games.
2) Has no idea of what they are doing and are acting slightly retarded. (Also annoying)

(1) Tom: Hey guys!
Sup tom!
Tom: Guys I just totally got my teir seven! Hahaha! Im so pwning you noobs!
Rob: You're such a goon. . .
(2) Tom: Uh guys I dont know how to do this....Help?
...
Tom: Help!! HELPPPPPPPPPP guysssssssss help meeeeeeeee

STFU TOM!

goon by worldofwarcraftpwnsyouall December 16, 2008

Goon 

Shit soft faggots call themselves.

"y0 br0 im such a go0n! #YOLO"
>the "goon" proceeds to mow the lawn for his allowance money.

Goon by GoonSlayer August 21, 2012

goon 

a super awkward person that fuckin stupid and super weird without realizing it

that girl is such a goon, she just queefs all the time and acts casual

goon by QUEEFING ALL DAAAAAAAAAY July 4, 2011

Goon 

Someone who thinks they are the most badass motocross rider out there, when they are slow, don't jump anything, and don't even have the right gear

That kid is a real goon

Goon by Motorists October 16, 2015

goon 

Slang; Reffering to the Police.

"Don't stop da car, da goons are behind us!!! FLOOR IT!!!"

goon by BIG AL/HABIT December 28, 2005

Goon 

Goon; The meaning of a wanna be convict or a criminal!

Mate, your a fucking goon, JOG ON

Goon by Liam matthews October 22, 2008