gay stick

Parallel formation to the proverbial ugly stick. Something may be hit or beaten with this stick and be bestowed with the attribute 'gay'.

Why is Pete wearing so much pink? Did someone beat him with the gay stick?

by ChrisM July 24, 2004

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I'm not gay seat

The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.

One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.

by onlyonepersoneachnamethat'sdum January 9, 2011

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gay skunk moment

the period of one's life when they are stripped of superficial joys and left in complete desolation as a means of cleansing and growth

Will: I'm just so depressed and lonely all the time. I've tried everything
Dale: damn you're prolly going through a gay skunk moment
Will: prolly

by BriggsBriggs March 29, 2022

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Gay shit

Some Gay shit

Tommy:You mum gay
Me:Your mum on some gay shit
Tommy:no u
Me:*kills Tommy*

by e diffs fg May 9, 2018

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When selecting a toilet to use, it is man rule not to use the middle stall and respect your fellow shitter's space. Violation of this rule, especially when other stalls are available, means you love the cock.

Guy #1: Dude, that chinese buffet went right through me. I gotta drop off the kids.

Guy #2: Looks like you're gonna have to wait. The end toilets are taken and all that's left is the gay stall.

Guy #1: FUCK THAT! I'll sneak into the ladies' room.

by Big Papi January 17, 2011