Now see here folks, Gas followed by mass means to shart yourself.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
You be having a great day and have the urge to fart.
Well let me tell you something. That's gonna turn your smile upside down in a matter of 1.2 seconds.
Because your anus erupts with the nastiest form of fecal matter that is so foul it poisons your undies and a three mile radius.
Well now let's hope you aren't anywhere important like on a date or talking to crush or else your fucked.
Guy 1: Man I was talking to this one hot chick at this party but I had some gas followed by mass!
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
Guy 2: Oh shit man that sucks. Even the devil finds that shit blasphemous.
by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023
Get the Gas followed by mass mug.The moment right before a shit when air is expelled from the anus, preparing it for the upcoming shit.
by deysr July 12, 2012
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A redbull, slim-jim and a candy bar eaten as a meal for breakfast. Easily purchased at every single gas station in america.
by GiantsOLB53 December 22, 2020
Get the gas station breakfast mug.When you stand at the gas pump and bitch about how much it costs to the complete stranger filling up right next to you
Bryan: This guy at the sheetz was gas bitchin' like crazy to me
Alex: word?
Bryan: yea sayin he had to choose gas over food..
Alex: word?
Bryan: yea sayin he had to choose gas over food..
by J.Hall June 2, 2008
Get the Gas Bitchin' mug.by angelii mesha September 19, 2010
Get the Gas fade mug.after a having too much dairy, beans, or just sitting too long you have to go to the bathroom and instead of nice clean turds you spew out what is known as a "gas/poo complex" - characterized by intermittent clumps of solid logs, tiny floaters, and farts.
i'm lactose intolerant but i couldn't help but eat that pint of ice cream anyway, as a result the next day i formed a gas/poo complex
by outerbanx December 29, 2008
Get the gas/poo complex mug.To inflate somebody's ego via compliments, praise, or actions.
When the ego of a person is self-inflated.
Having too high an opinion of oneself when in actuality, it is unwarranted.
When the ego of a person is self-inflated.
Having too high an opinion of oneself when in actuality, it is unwarranted.
Don't gas up this idiot!
I would tell him he has nice eyes but I don't want to gas him up. He knows he's good looking as it is.
Amanda has almost 100 likes on her new Facebook profile picture and it totally gassed her up! Now she thinks she's hot shit.
I would tell him he has nice eyes but I don't want to gas him up. He knows he's good looking as it is.
Amanda has almost 100 likes on her new Facebook profile picture and it totally gassed her up! Now she thinks she's hot shit.
by blattyblattybla October 5, 2013
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