FUTO

A caused land full of Frustration Under Tension in Owerri

Sharpy went to FUTO and came back alive; Thank God for him though.

by SharpyDeBritishMinister July 1, 2021

futoed

the act of being bothered or annoyed by a complete boner, often represented by frequent head bobbing and pointless chitchat by the so determined boner;

I was trying to jerk off the other day when I was fucking futoed by that d-bag.

by Timothy Paul Futo July 11, 2004

futon

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

by evilmango April 27, 2006

futoku

the coolest religion in the world besides hitiki! futoku is paractised in all familys just peole don't know thye practice it

Person 1: Yo i'm jewish
Person 2: Yo i'm futoku

by sexypanda May 12, 2008

futtock

fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.

Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.

by Frank Sinatrass August 13, 2007

futbol

1. Called soccer in the US.
2. Commonly referred to as fag-ball.
3. Hockey for retards.

Bill: Hey, the futbol championship is on tv.
Ted: What? this isn't football season.
Bill: No, not football, futbol.... soccer.
Ted: Oh, you mean fag-ball. Let's not watch and say we didn't.
Bill: What? How can you say that? Soccer is the number one game in the world.
Ted: It's like hockey for retards though; hockey players wear skates on slippery ice, can check each other, shoot at a goal three feet wide, and the goalie wears tons of pads so he blocks most of the goal; soccer on the other hand play on grass, can't check, have a goal 17 feet wide, with a little guy in front of it; and both games score the same amount of points.
Bill: I never thought about it rationally before... You are so right.

by Dano Magnum July 1, 2007

Futhark Rune [also: Futhorc]

A runic language said to have evolved in Germanic and Norse countries from Ancient Greek script, actually gifted by dragons see Anglo-Saxon Fathork Runes

Futhark Rune also: Futhorc is an odd script.

by The Isbey September 15, 2008