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Furist

1. It's kind of like racist or sexist, but its against the people of the furry fandom.
2. Or judging an animal for the colour of his/her fur (again, like racism).
Situation 1
Person 1: "That cat's fur is black, I wanted a ginger one!"
Person 2: "Don't be furist!"

Situation 2
Person 1: "Furries are weirdos, they should be shunned."
Person 2: "Don't be furist."
by J.T. Gatta August 18, 2017
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Patio Furniture

1) Any pale faced, dark haired Oregonians that spend their free time reading up on the latest model assault rifle from their favorite retail gun producers

2) Someone who listens to hardcore so often, they think primal, animal grunts and roars is its own language.

3) A person who touts the qualities of his video game of choice, despite the fact that everyone he pleads with to play it has already passed judgement on the game.
1) Why is Steve reading up on the ak-74 again? He doesn't even own one! He's such a Patio Furniture.

2) I wish that patio Furniture would start talking in English instead of grunting at me. Ah crap, now he's biting my leg!

3) That damn Patio Furniture is going on about Everquest again, even though I already told him it's just a level treadmill.
by Crappywarrior March 29, 2004
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Furniture Disease

When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.
Whoa! Your grandma's saggy tits really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.
by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004
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furniss

an ugly, arrogant piece of shit who loves chinky girls and has no foreskin
That boy is such a furniss!!

stop acting like a furniss
by bodsworthy March 30, 2009
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Fully furnished

When one has completely locked the music and is very comfortable in the space and has entwined with the environment.
by Town242 May 20, 2021
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Furnigh

"Furnigh"
-badboyhalo
by Doggs4Life December 1, 2019
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broke furniture

A sexual act where you fuck your girl so hard, you actually break furniture.
Guy 1: hey man, did you hear about Greg and lexi?
Guy 2: yeah, I heard they broke furniture last night.
by Contrast January 31, 2008
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