Frost Shock

A sexual event. This is something that can only happen when three instances are correct:

- You must be having sex doggy-style.
- You must be wearing a condom.
- You must be having sex with someone you hate, as this will ensure that you never have sex with them again.

During sex, the object is to pull out very quickly and slather Icy Hot on your penis (this is why wearing a condom is essential). Then, re-insert and after a moment scream, "FROST SHOCK!" while making some sort of epically awesome hand gesture. Then, of course, you run.

"Man, I was fucking Sasquatch last night and I gave her the Frost Shock. Maybe now the bitch won't call me any more."

"Can you believe it? I got a Frost Shock! I didn't think I'd ever walk right again!"

by HLY_SHFT June 17, 2009

Frost shock

1. A spell that deals a little over 500 frost damage and slows the target to 50% normal speed for 8 seconds; movement speed reduction is subject to diminishing returns.
2. A spell mostly alliance whine the heck about because they don't have as much experience with shamans as horde players do.

That shaman frost shocked me and ran when I almost had him dead.

by Boznick September 26, 2005

Fousty

Dirty, wrong, Bad, sick

That is one fousty hot dog man.
Stay away from Michelle, that girl is fousty.
That is one fousty smell

by Chris January 13, 2005

frostface

verb: to ejaculate on her face while she is asleep. Later she wakes up to a face that is crusty with semen

One late night Aaron decided he would ejaculate on the face of a drunk girl while she was passed out, she found in the morning she had a frostface.

by thegurtmeister2 March 7, 2010

Morning Frost

Semen that has been dried on and now stuck to the pubic hair of a male or female from the previous evening's sexual activity.

"I woke up and realized I had some morning frost!"
"So you had fun last night?"

by Mastur&Cummander March 11, 2008

Put the Frosted Cheerios down

A phrase used to tell someone to stop being crazy, annonying, or hyperactive.

Chis, put the Frosted Cheerios down.

by AC/DC 4 Life March 21, 2009

frosted

to be high on cocaine

Guy 1: Hey man i just got done snorting some yay
Guy 2: Damn you must be frosted

by Tha Sno Man January 11, 2009