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The Foul Tongue

The foul tongue is a sex move where both participants perform cunnilingus on each other's rectums, then proceed to French kiss.

If there is feces on either participants tongue, the sex move transfers into "The tarnished tongue".
"Jeffrey, might I say, I was having the most lovely time performing cunnilingus on Sarah the other night, but she asked me to perform 'The Foul Tongue'! I felt sick to my stomach so I couldn't...quite unfortunate"

"Ah quite unfortunate Robert, however you see, I performed it the other night on Abbigail and she had brought feces up from my rectum! Quite 'The Tarnished tongue' I had experienced."

Fair is foul 

1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest

2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist
1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it
Fair is foul by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

In the bin and the foul 

When you get two 24 water for four fuckin bucks.
"Bro straight up, I got, I got a, I got two cases of twenty four wa-. I got TWO with twenty four, I got two cases of twenty four water.... for four bucks. For FOUR fuckin bucks! Ay count that, put that in the bin and the foul alright! You hear that? Put that in the bin and the foul. Four bucks for forty eight bottles of fuckin water!"
In the bin and the foul by Riteasrain September 24, 2021

cry foul 

Someone who strongly disagrees with another person's fair opinion/criticism. It came from is a baseball term, "foul ball".
John Doe: Justin Bieber acts like a arrogant fool all the time. He sucks.
Jane Doe: No, he isn't. He is a talented singer.
John Doe: Did you just cry foul?
cry foul by DPSTTMPST February 17, 2014

party foul 

a party foul is when you screw up at a party.

note: The band Yellowcard gets its name from party fouling. You get a 'yellowcard' like in soccer if you party foul.
-Spilling a drink on your very expensive Brand new chinese rug.
-Getting too drunk and upchucking on your very expensive brand new Chinese rug.
-Killing the host's dog.
party foul by holly June 27, 2004