When you are pooping and the length of your turd would cause you to normally have to raise up off of it, but it breaks and falls forward hitting your testicles.
by biskitz October 23, 2008
Get the foul ballmug. Richard thought he had a hernia but it actually turned out to be a foul ball. They popped that sucker out and dropped a new superball in his sack.
by kajoe December 07, 2006
Get the foul ballmug. by Mark Twain May 13, 2005
Get the foul ballmug. A dirty prank where someone poops in the water tank of a commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.
WTF?! I just took a shit, and the toilet is shitting on my shit. Some little shit musta given me a foul ball!
by R. Kemp August 23, 2006
Get the foul ballmug. When you go forward a base but decide that you don't want to do that anymore, so you go back a base.
by fuck_you5times December 18, 2008
Get the foul ballmug. A shemale or transsexual, discovered when getting to sexual second or third base, and more rarely, when attempting a straight home run.
Origin: Plays off of a baseball hit into foul territory, and the sexual "bases"
Origin: Plays off of a baseball hit into foul territory, and the sexual "bases"
Person 1: "Did you get to third base last night?"
Person 2: "Nah mang, she turned out to be a foul ball!"
Person 1: "That's pretty foul!"
Person 2: "Nah mang, she turned out to be a foul ball!"
Person 1: "That's pretty foul!"
by Shiggity Shiggity Shiggity November 15, 2011
Get the foul ballmug. A sexual situation where the male is going to town own a girl. Just before blowing his load he sticks his fingers in her ass and smears the contents on his balls. He then shoots his load onto her face to make a nice line and then teabags her. His balls will either go left or right and thus the foul ball.
by The V.I.P. January 19, 2005
Get the foul ballmug.