Foul Ball

When a man or woman is sitting on the toilet taking a number 2, when the time comes to wipe, they happen to get a little bit of feces on the wiping hand.

I just foul balled at work. I took off my coat too.. I had to wash my hands and go back to get my coat. I hope the guy in the stall next to me didn't notice.

by Cap'n brownbeard October 8, 2009

foul ball

When you are pooping and the length of your turd would cause you to normally have to raise up off of it, but it breaks and falls forward hitting your testicles.

Paul had to wipe his sack after the foul ball.

by biskitz October 23, 2008

Foul Ball

A sexual act where the guy asks a girl to teabag him while knowing that he hasn't washed his scrotal sack for an extended period of time (at least 5 days). The woman begins to teabag the man and gets a mouthful of ballsweat and whatever else may have grown or collected on the scrotum.

Gerald hadn't washed for weeks. At a party, Jenna took him to a back room with the intentions of a teabag. She ended up with a foul ball, and quite a taste in her mouth.

by Jonathan B. April 6, 2007

foul ball

A cancerous testicle.

Richard thought he had a hernia but it actually turned out to be a foul ball. They popped that sucker out and dropped a new superball in his sack.

by kajoe December 7, 2006

Foul Ball

Finding out said person is a post operative transexual after oral sex

I rounded third base only to cry foul ball

by Hawt Stuff March 4, 2009

Foul Ball

When a man inserts one of his testicles into a girls butthole while having intercourse.

I totally have my girlfriend a foul ball last night, and she loved it!

by Kneebuster1 February 1, 2015

foul ball

When a girl goes to grab a guy's dick, but instead grabs his balls.

"I think Scott's mad at me...I foul balled him pretty hard last night and hurt hium pretty bad."

by Mark Twain May 13, 2005