foul ball

When you are pooping and the length of your turd would cause you to normally have to raise up off of it, but it breaks and falls forward hitting your testicles.
Paul had to wipe his sack after the foul ball.
by biskitz September 09, 2008
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Richard thought he had a hernia but it actually turned out to be a foul ball. They popped that sucker out and dropped a new superball in his sack.
by kajoe December 07, 2006
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When a girl goes to grab a guy's dick, but instead grabs his balls.
"I think Scott's mad at me...I foul balled him pretty hard last night and hurt hium pretty bad."
by Mark Twain February 26, 2005
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A dirty prank where someone poops in the water tank of a commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.
WTF?! I just took a shit, and the toilet is shitting on my shit. Some little shit musta given me a foul ball!
by R. Kemp August 23, 2006
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When you go forward a base but decide that you don't want to do that anymore, so you go back a base.
"So I went to third base last night, but I think I'm just gonna call it a foul ball."
by fuck_you5times November 26, 2008
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A shemale or transsexual, discovered when getting to sexual second or third base, and more rarely, when attempting a straight home run.

Origin: Plays off of a baseball hit into foul territory, and the sexual "bases"
Person 1: "Did you get to third base last night?"
Person 2: "Nah mang, she turned out to be a foul ball!"
Person 1: "That's pretty foul!"
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A sexual situation where the male is going to town own a girl. Just before blowing his load he sticks his fingers in her ass and smears the contents on his balls. He then shoots his load onto her face to make a nice line and then teabags her. His balls will either go left or right and thus the foul ball.
by The V.I.P. January 20, 2005
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