Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

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Tart's Breakfast

A Redbull and a cigarette.

I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.

What's that?

A Redbull and a fag.

by Pripper September 13, 2010

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Singing Breakfast

Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.

I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

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Canadian Breakfast

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.

Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh

by BnSDemon March 05, 2023

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Cheesy Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.

I had a really filling cheesy breakfast this morning.

by Qwert123Alan January 18, 2019

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