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flute

1. the obvious reference to a musical instrument

2. slang for a glass pipe used to smoke crystal meth

3. used to describe a glass used for champagne
The cracked-out tweaker sucked so hard on his flute, you could hear it whistle.

Everyone busts out their best champagne flutes for New Year's Eve.
by WakiPaki December 2, 2007
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Picard's Flute

A euphemism for Jean Luc Picard's penis.
Dianna Troy: ...and what happened.

Dr. Crusher: I played with Picard's flute.

Data: I asked the Captain if I could play with his flute, but he gave me a funny look.

Dr. Crusher and Dianna Troy: -Chuckles-

Data: I don't get it
by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
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Fluter

Straight man who unknowingly flirts with, dates or courts homosexual men.
Hey did you see Veeraj talking to the salesman at Banana Republic?

Yeah, he is such a Fluter!
by 197+sdp March 27, 2009
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fluxed

Describing a person: confused, burned out, possibly wigged out. (Possibly a shortening of flummoxed.)
After staring at the computer all day, I'm totally fluxed.
by sford February 17, 2006
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fluterus

a word that rhymes with uterus and is therefore very useful in very classy high-toned poetry suitable for the upper classes of any society except the Afghans.
A funny old gal in a burka
Took another day off from worka,
From the old town of Fluterus
She had filled up her uterus,
With the son of a Taliban jerka!
by Marlen Flutnik January 2, 2008
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fluked up

Similar to "flucked up" and other derivatives of "fluck". An allusion to Sandra Fluke, who's recent "I'm short of money for contraception" testimony, re-invigorated the debate about the difference between sluts, skanks, and ordinary prostitutes.

Not related to the word fluke, meaning an abberation of nature.

Also not related to the word Anita'd, of similar ilk.
"If she going to testify before Congress, she'd better get fluked up". Or alternately. "Boy, did old Clarence ever get Anita'd, on that coke issue".
by esdguru69 June 27, 2012
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flumed

When a man shits in another man's anus as a prank. See "Fluming".
You've been flumed son!
by buttbutt87 May 27, 2016
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