Floating Larry

Day old poop that you discover the next morning, or the next week.

You know when you're on the phone with some company and you really have to go so you poop and don't want to be so rude that you flush the toilet, so you leave it for the time being and the next morning you roll into the bathroom and look down. That's a floating larry.

by Train montage April 17, 2009

floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.

"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"

by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016

floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah

Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv

by FlyingSnick February 9, 2022

float in water

To "float in water" is to do the bare minimum.

"That player didn't deserve the win; they could barely float in water."

by Cael_ March 22, 2021

floating circus

a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach

GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !

GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus

by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018

floating omelette

When your bowels are really upset and your shit is all bubbly & floats covering the water in the toilet.

Man! All that Asian food really hit hard. I dropped one of the biggest floating omelettes I've ever seen.

by WeirdWeirdWorld February 24, 2017

floated car

To rent a car

John has a floated car from the Car Dealer

by Manrajsinghsekhon November 4, 2019