sargent fletcher

to give someones mother spaghetti out of respect

dude, i gave your mom the illest sargent fletcher last night.. it was cancer!!

by thrilliam farton October 7, 2006

fletch

blatant homosexual

look at those two guys having bum sex, what a pair of fletch's

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Fletcher

One of those cockheads who you meet on the street and you think to yourself "wow im happy im not that guy" and it turns out he has some kind of homosexual mindreading powers that he gained from too much radioactive anal sex and then he heard your thoughts and realised how gay he was and then went and had more radioactive gay arse love with his best friend, olets just say Mr. Smiley.....anyway then afterwards he gets anal cancer from which he recovers and then on his way out of the hospital without any hair because of chemotherapy he gets hit by a 16 wheeler and dies 14 months later after excruciating pain and absence of anal sex.

Bob: Hey did you see that fletcher?
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....

by greenknobgobbler October 4, 2010

tom fletcher

the fat one from mcfly whose life would be made a lot better/easier/more enjoyable/happier if his name was changed to Janith.

Janith. Janith. Janith.

by calrer00lz December 22, 2004

Fletcher

Fletcher is a boy's name, first or second name. He doesn't care what he looks like. Many girls like him as he does not like them back. He likes red and his favourite animal is a duck . He is a wimp as not very strong.He thinks he is funny but he is not.

Bob; Did you see in PE, Fletcher couldn't hardly hold him self on the bars.

Freddie; I know , he is so weak.

by theredhouse December 25, 2017

Fletcher

An astronomically intellectual man with an IQ so high, it takes him mere moments to comprehend SAT level vocabulary and utilize them in a jaw-dropping intricate sentence. His chiseled jawline can cut through cheese.

Biggie-Mac- "Hey guys I forgot the knife to cut the Cheese for Cheese Club but its cool because we can just use Fletcher's chin.

Fletcher- "Quite satisfactory!"

by Mike Jim March 2, 2018

Fletcher

He is a boy that laughs at his own words and says things like “CRAMPLE” or “DINGUS”.

Joanna-“did you see my son fletcher”
Mary-“you mean the boy who says made up words and DIES LAUGHING!”

by @hiscousin December 17, 2018