Felting

The act of stroking another person's pubic hair, as one would pet an animal.

"Did you get laid last night?"
"Naw, I started felting her, but she stopped me."

by Raylan Givens August 28, 2012

feltham

A town in West London, Full to the brim of killers, druggies and chavs, the epitome of hell and has the shittest schools possible. DONT EVER MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MOVING HERE!

Hey did you hear about the town that had all of the young offenders kill the prison guards and escape?
What feltham? yeah thats my hometown, so glad i left!

by uknown slagger February 7, 2020

feltbeats

biggest tool on earth who writes of stroking his girlfriend publicly; gay person in denial.

"hey stacy, did you see what bob wrote on facebook?"

"Oh my god, he is so feltbeats"

by lalalaaluciex April 10, 2009

feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..

wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...

by wiz mang May 11, 2004

feltsack

to use sand paper on ones balls and then polish with bees wax until shiny.

I have never seen such a feltsack before! he must have been rubbing his scrotum for hours.

by Edner Sewage January 22, 2007

skittle feltching

v. the act of inserting skittle candies into the vagina, waiting 10-15 minutes, and then eating said skittles out of the vagina

jenny- "i have a horrible yeast infection from skittle feltching last week "

by andrew rrrrrrrrrrrr May 29, 2009

FELTCHER

a feltcher is someone who like's to lick his own cum from another's ass hole

i work with a guy named zach, and he is a feltcher...

by me2316598 July 13, 2007