flumpus

an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material

ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.

by p-mo May 22, 2006

flump

The action of letting out your gut after the fine chick has just walked by.

Jason flumped out

by bread infection December 5, 2009

flumpy

The act of performing oral sex while the receiver is defecating into a toilet bowl.

While I had a case of bad diarrhea, some girls from the second floor were nice enough to give me some flumpies.

by Flumpy Master May 13, 2005

bronchi flump

a female name, deriving from Aurora

Bronchi Flump, go get that paper!

by David Dwyer Jr. December 23, 2002

Flumpy

An Adjective describing the fatness and lumpiness of ones bodily features

Kaleb: Yo Morgan, You see grandma over there?
Morgan: Yeah bro, She looking Mad Flumpy right now my guy

by Papa Kale May 26, 2020

sheky flump

referring to a side effect of the common STD called chlamydigohnyherpesyphyllaids

i was with your mom and grandma last night,and all i got was this lousy case of the sheky flumps!

by maj November 4, 2004

flumper

A flumper is someone who breaks wind a lot.

what a flumper!!
Travis you little flumper!

by Mark, Nic, Rach, Katie March 17, 2005