facebook 

noun: a voyeur's paradise.

person 1: Hey there buddy, I'm logging onto paradise now!
person 2: no way! how do you mean?
person 1: Oh yeah, facebook, here I come!

facebook by thesoccergod February 14, 2008

facebook 

the way to know whos dating who

"I saw on facebook today that Mark Miller is dating Emily Russo! How Random!"

facebook by Alexis Hilton May 4, 2009

Facebook 

verb; spreading the ass cheeks as wide as possible, inserting another person's nose like a bookmark, and using their own hands to close the "book" (ass) as quickly as possible, rendering the facebookee's face encapsulated in ass cheeks.

I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for a week after Wendy facebooked me.

I was eating this girl's ass and out of nowhere she facebooked me.

Ted drank too much and passed out early so we all took turns facebooking him.

Facebook by Young Joe April 11, 2009

Facebook 

Cause of total procrastination in teenagers. Therefore it leads to slipping grades in school.

Friend# 1: hey did you get that us history homework done last night?

Friend# 2: nope, i was Facebook last night...
That probably means i willl do it before he starts class : )

Friend# 1: dude, youre going to fail.

Friend# 2: yes, i know.

Facebook by spacezebra December 12, 2010

Facebook 

More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED!

im supposed to smoke with my friends-but im on facebook now.....

Facebook by the NINJA Cheesecake December 13, 2010

Facebook 

A social networking site full of immature teenagers posting a new status every 5 minutes about how bad their life is or something else that no one cares about. Ugly girls posting a million pictures everyday that no one likes. and a million fucking old male stalkers that don't leave you alone. also there are so many fake accounts with people desperately trying to get attention by using fake pictures because no one will ever call them good-looking otherwise. if you don't have a facebook, avoid making an account at all costs because it sucks.

boy1: I should make a Facebook
Boy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Facebook by SamDitaranto June 30, 2011

Facebook 

A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.

I'm at home and bored on a Friday night. Let's see what everyone else is doing with Facebook.

Facebook by Jrahien July 14, 2011