forced procrastination

When one must put off long-range assignments in order to do the homework that is due the next day in order to get any sleep at all.

The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.

by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010

forget it zack

1-a response to subordinate type people ( ie new hires youngest children, people sent to persude you by their cuteness but are really manipulative and you see right through them) basically meaning don't try because you don't have a chance .

2- a response to people who are unfortunate enough to be the second third or fourth person to ask you for the same thing,. in other words- they have no chance!

Taken from the Zack character on "saved by the bell" and the Zakachary character on "officer and a Gentleman.

Newbie: " Can we get off early today?"
Boss: "forget it Zack!"

Youngest child: "I cant sleep. Can I have a glass of water?"
Parent:" Forget it Zack! You and your brothers are NOT staying up! Nice try."

Girl:"He wanted to borrow some money. I told him " forget it Zack, your the third person to ask this week!"

by Tupac Insecure January 4, 2012

forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014

Forgetfulness

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Forgetfulness... now what does that mean again?

by EthanRDoesMC December 31, 2016

forgetti

1. A person with the ability to neglect stuff real easy.

2. The ability to neglect stuff real easy.

Lilian: I can't believe Jack's not called me yet!
Nelly: Chill, u know he's forgetti.

by Reymam June 6, 2017

Forget Fortnite February

noun; The month of February where people have to refrain from playing Fortnite for the whole month. After the month is over you can continue.

Ninja is gonna fail Forget Fortnite February.

by Nightmemes December 21, 2018

Forced employment

It’s like kidnapping but you get paid

Person 1: I’m gonna keep that guy in my basement and work for me

Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??

Person 1: they will be getting paid

Person 2: that’s still kidnapping

Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment

by Nerfking1887 February 8, 2019