Florida Man

The stupidest thing on earth. You dont want to mess with him, as he might attack you with a fried chicken or a catfish. His fuel is Bud Light and methamphetamine. They LOVE playing sports with gators and using fish as baseball bats. Nothing can stop a Florida Man except another Florida Man. Get on his bad side, and he will feed you to his cat Spleens. Nobody is a crazy, random, or stupid as a Florida Man. Only Russians or Australians can match up against them. So dont mess with Florida Man.

Dude: bro did you here about the Florida Man?
Other dude: yeah. Didnt he stab his wife with a squirrel?

by ThatOneGuyk October 18, 2019

florida steam pipe

When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.

The Florida Steam pipe

Rob told me that he and JImmy love to give each other Florida Steam Pipes!!

by Rexlba July 6, 2019

Florida man

A man who Has the capability to do anything (literally anything) like assault his roommate with a pizza

1:“did you see that man naked running on the streets?”
2:“yea, must be Florida man.”

by J R 696969 October 28, 2019

Florida Stinker

A blunt that's been farted on

Guy: Try this i gave it the good ol Florida Stinker

by juice sauce n dressing January 24, 2019

Florida gang

Made by T Knuckles. In sentence it means that anyone from florida that make music gets love from others who make music from Florida.

Man who ya like better T Knuckles or Kodak or Pump.. man it’s florida gang bitch I got love for all my mf Florida representatives.. but I like ____ better.

by Boobear33 February 7, 2019

florida ounces

viral reddit post ironically posted in r/nostupidquestions by snapwillow on February 8, 2022.

It amassed thousands of comments within the span of a day and became one of the most legendary posts of all time. that's what I call pushin p.

"I didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."

"Fl ounces stands for Fluid Ounces not Florida."

"Water is a state, I can see how this is confusing."

by Florida ounces February 25, 2022

florida soldier

A woman’s genitalia

I have raging HPV courtesy of ma’ ladies Florida soldier.

by Quingd123 April 22, 2021