flog your horrace

male masterbation

dave- you coming down the pub tonight george or are you staying in so you can flog your horrace?

george- no mate, already done that today, get the beers in and il be there in 10

by the great train robber March 28, 2009

Flogging Molly Fan

People who are fans of the band Flogging Moly. Typically minors who wish they could drink, but instead kick the shit out of people in a mosh pit.

Yo that guy is almost as dumb as a Flogging Molly Fan!

by Chem October 12, 2004

flogged the one-eyed snake

Westerosi term for masturbated

"When I was twelve, I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake. I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry! makes masturbation gestures Into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did."

- Tyrion Lannister

by rider-of-chaos February 12, 2019

flog a mega deadly roost

To leave somewhere that sucks, usually a party.

Dude, this is lame, lets flog a mega deadly roost.

by kennah October 3, 2004

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Flog

Being beaten up or Or knocked out in one punch basically means that you are getting beaten up absolutely destroyed in a fight can’t do anything back

I’m going to flog that faggot that Faggot needs to be flogged I’m going to flog him so bad

by Foodmcdonalldisnigger May 11, 2020