Armchair Expert

Someone who acts like they know the ins and outs of a sport despite never having actually participated in it and having accrued all of their knowledge of the game from watching matches on TV.

Armchair experts typically criticise players way too harshly or referees/umpires for decisions that are very hard to get right, even though most armchair experts would fail to run 100 metres without passing out.

Man 1: "How is he not getting to that ball?!"
Man 2: "There's no way he can possibly get to that, you're such an armchair expert.

by FF29 September 12, 2020

resident expert

Someone who thinks they know everything about everything when really they're just annoying and don't know that much.

AKA know it all

"...."
"Where'd you hear that?"
"Jes told me..."
"Yeah, she's the resident expert isn't she?..."

by Not the resident expert November 7, 2007

eSports

They're like real professional, competitive sports, except a lot cooler and better.

Person 1: Hey dude, wanna play some Wii?
Person 2: Sorry bro, I only play competitive eSports

by ArkhamOfficial September 11, 2016

bear defense experts

Everyone in every outdoors forum on the internet.

I was thinking about going on a hiking trip in May, but thought I should consult with a few bear defense experts. I posted on three internet forums and now I'm set!

by Glothor October 25, 2010

Expertiseness

Someone who has an expert opinion or is an expert on the matter. Their expertiseness is their expert opinion.

I wish to ask for your expertiseness.

by kaigal February 8, 2010

Extortionist Whale

A fat bitch that extorts money from rich men for sex and blow jobs.

I met an Extortionist Whale at the bar last night. I told her to fuck off.

by ZuntleCapacitorWavelength September 22, 2013

Couch Expert

A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.

The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.

Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.

Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force

by Thank God For Police August 9, 2018