executive order

(verb) to subject a person or a group of people to a legal "executive order" signed by a POTUS that will adversely affect them. Often to pave way for virtual segregation of society and the existence of alternative facts, aka untruthful propaganda

e.g. President Donald Trump's executive ordering of scientists; they are no longer allowed to publicize their research via the media.

Despite the 9/11 attacks being carried out by Saudi Arabian and UAE citizens, Donald Trump didn't executive order those countries because that would be detrimental to his business dealings there.

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Person A: Hey, what countries did Trump executive order again?
Person B: Iran, Iraq, Syria, Yemen, Somalia, and Sudan.
Person A: *mood swing* What the fuck? I don't remember any of those goddamn countries killing any-fucking-one here on the news, ever!
Person B: That's because the 9/11 terrorists are mostly Saudis, and President Trump has business interests there--
Person A: That motherfucking selfish asshole!

by untypicalweeb January 31, 2017

commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

by shnarf May 26, 2008

unitary executive

Person who controls every facet of government, society, and life-style of the subjects under his/her control. The unitary executive is above the law, and has the self-granted authority to invade any country s/he pleases, imprison any person s/he so desires without concern for habeas corpus, and literally rob the poor to give to the rich.

This is my third attempt to submit the definition of UNITARY EXECUTIVE to Urban Dictionary, as the first two attempts were cancelled BEFORE being seen by the editors. Probably because it was censored by the Unitary Executive himself, or his cronies.

by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008

Presidential Executive

The new title for Donald Trump, the leader (DrumpfenFührer) of the New Improved States of Trump, Inc.

He no longer "presides" over debates, etc., but rather rules by Executive Order, the way a businessman runs things.

Der DrumpfenFührer is no longer referred to as POTUS.

He is the Presidential Executive.

The States are no longer United. But they are New and Improved. (see bit.ly/2kVJIIe )

And we don't need to capitalize "Of The".

So now, what's the official abbreviation? Hmmmm, I wonder...

by Nikolai Peterson February 2, 2017

The Executive

When a guy goes in for a first kiss and puts his dick in her hand instead. Public or Private.

You try this move when you know its "going down". You just skip a few steps. The Executive doesn't have time for a 30 minute make out session.

I gave her The Executive last night... she loved it.

by MrExecutive September 28, 2010

Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.

The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Executive Decisions

Executive Decisions is a game of Bloon Tower Defense III based on the mutual agreements and cooperative placement of dart monkeys, tack towers, cannons, and spike-o-pults. Upgrades are of course also made only after an executive decision has been reached regarding the upgrade of that tower. At anytime, however, road spikes or pineapples may be distributed by either party of the group.

JLB: "Hey JLB, wanna go play a quick round of BLT 3 based on Executive Decisions?"
Doug: "Sure boss."

by coba09 March 4, 2009