Wickwick Event

A Wickwick Event is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the woman's starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Wickwick Event.

That bitch was so skanky, she didn't even mind that I gave her a Wickwick Event!

by Lappan September 3, 2022

Recordable Event

Any action that users online do that triggers Google's learning systems to record, measure and track.

Examples of Recordable Events include but are not limited to leaving reviews, clicking on business listings, and calling a business from google maps

by lorrinski October 5, 2022

Private Event

Noun: What a musician posts on their social media when they have a night off, so as to appear more successful than they actually are.

see also: Corporate 6-9, Private Party 5-7, Wedding 4-11, #cantstopwontstop, etc.

Here’s my schedule this week! Where will I see you?

Sunday: Bleeding Farts Worship Service 7am & 9am; Monday; Private Event 7pm-11pm

by jankotrantry October 11, 2022

canon event

It's a canon event, like how Johnny ate that bagel. It had to happen. Or else the space time continuum will be disturbed.

"Jake why'd you eat the whole box of cereal? that thing was completely full!"
"Nah bro it was a canon event."

by epic smartie pants July 19, 2023

Canon Event

Something that has to happen for the stability of the multiverse to remain, such as Pewdiepie going towards the bridge or EDP getting a Cupcake

Gorbachev: Who are you and how did you get in here *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: Mr.Gorbachev, you must tear down that wall, it’s a canon event
Gorbachev: Are you the Capitalist Spider hero or are you Ronald Reagan *In Russian*
Miguel O’hara: It doesn’t matter, tearing down that wall will lead to the collapse of the USSR, which is a Canon Event

by anonymous August 11, 2023

play event

Gym

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Science

Eco system biology 🧪

The bumble bee pollen

Roof

Sweeet
Kind

Gym

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Science

Eco system biology 🧪
The bumble bee pollen

Roof

Sweeet
Kind

Put In the play event

by Abcvd January 6, 2024

Canon Event

Slang term originating from the movie Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. In movie, a canon event is an experience that is shared by all Spider People across the multiverse. These events are what build the personalities and livelihoods of the Spiders, and deviating and/or preventing canon events from happening can have dire consequences, up to and including the destruction of their universe and multiverse.

In real life slang, a canon event is a life experience that is so universally shared that it might as well be fated to happen, part of your real life canon so to speak. Like in the movie, these events make people who they are and more often than not they will grow somehow from it. Fumbling your first crush is often said to be one of the first real life canon events, and deviating from that outcome could have dire consequences...

"I can't believe I just blew my last opportunity to ask her out, now I'll never be able to see her again."
"Its a canon event bro, it happens to all of us. Don't worry you'll get it with the next one."

by ItchyDonut January 12, 2024