emerald

a girl; very bi polar. a great friend. quite sometimes. very loud with her friends. exbaressed easily by her friends. amazing singer. very emotional. often called stupid. loved very much by her bestfriend.

damn yo, my girl was all emerald last night.

by Dr. Breezy December 15, 2007

emergency dram

emergencydramthe overwhelming need for a wee drink, deoch, nip, whilst moving beween bars. Primarily used by people who are from the Scottish highlands teuchtersparticularly those who play shinty.

"That's miles away mun, here let's go in here for an emergency dram"

by Coinneach January 14, 2007

emergency blowout liquidation

Originally a term for a discount furniture sales, the term was aptly and readily converted to describe a bad case of violent diarrhea.

After eating street tacos in Tijuana, Scott implores to Jef to pull over at the next gas station;

"Pull the fuck over dude, I've about to have an emergency blowout liquidation!"

Or in a more formal situation;

"Pardon me, I am about to have an EBL and ruin my tuxedo pants."

by Anton Berlin May 7, 2008

emergency deucectomy

The act of removing a dangerous & potentially deadly poo immediately.

After making four trips through the buffet line, I need to perform an emergency deucectomy stat!

by slice60 November 24, 2009

beer emergency

n. (bEER uh-mEr-jen-Cy) nicknamed emergency for the sole purpose of stealing your friends away from home to drink an 18-pack (or any large amount of beer) in thiry minutes. Then following this you return back to your previous activity.

"Yo bro we have a beer emergency and we need you immediately."

by Benny D November 8, 2005

Family Emergency

In the occasion or anything that is better than work or something that you already had planned, and now you find yourself in the position of not wanting to go anymore because you have way better plans and better things to do, and you dont want to seem like a flake! You go ahead and use i had a FAMILY EMERGENCY.

Employee " I have a family emergency that i need to attend to in Arizona, my neice got locked up and she has now one to bail her out on friday so i need to go pick her up"

Manager " Thats fine you can go ahead and take the day off"

Employe (thinks to himself) im gonna see so many titts in havasu this spring break!

by Bobb1hill April 16, 2011

emergency medical technician

The people who hold oxygen cylinder for the paramedics.

"Here, hold this," said the paramedic to the emergency medical technician.

by nyc14gauge November 3, 2006