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Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip
I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.
by Richardcranium March 14, 2024
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eastern sushi tour

When someone frome the western hemisphere visits the eastern hemisphere with the intent to have as much sex with eastern people as possible.
Im taking my brother on an eastern sushi tour.
by Ram5738 December 8, 2022
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Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.
'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'
by anonymous August 10, 2025
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Bristol Eastern

A highschool in Bristol CT made of soft bitches that swear they the shit on god, but then when they get into something they get their shit rocked. The girls are ugly af and the only hot ones are guaranteed to be a hoe.
I heard she goes to Bristol Eastern dawg, I wouldn’t go after her.
by Silence-_-TK June 27, 2022
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Eastern Seaboard

When you're having anal sex with several sailors at once When in port on the Atlantic coast while facing the rising sun over the ocean, finishing with a mouth-flooding of seamen so overwhelming that you can't catch your breath for several seconds. Also known as (AKA) "water canoodling"
The Eastern Seaboard is an aggressive, but fun way for wogs to pass the time in port.
by B. Just B. August 6, 2025
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Middle Eastern politics

A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.
Man, the world is so complicated now! It's all Middle Eastern politics!
by Sepia_ May 14, 2024
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