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Eastern Harti

The term for Hartis who live to the east and along the coastally equidistant line of the former Darwiish capital of Taleh. They constitute the Majeerteen, most Leelkase and most Awrtable.
She's a member of the Eastern Harti clan
by readyforthemoon55 August 1, 2019
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Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.
by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017
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Eastern Grip

When masturbating with your off hand, turn your hand around, so that your thumb is facing towards you. This grip is usually foreign to most hence the eastern grip
I wasn’t able to get off last night until I tried eastern grip. It felt so foreign that I splurged almost immediately.
by Richardcranium March 14, 2024
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Middle Eastern politics

A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.
Man, the world is so complicated now! It's all Middle Eastern politics!
by Sepia_ May 14, 2024
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Eastern tech

eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble
(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)

girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face
by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 3, 2018
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Easternism

When someone of an eastern religion BS's their way out of explaining their position by appealing to mystic jargon as an evasion tactic.
E Michael Jones kept employing the Easternism, 'Logos' in his writing, but never explained what it meant.
by DL the Anti-Ecumenist December 8, 2020
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Eastern Tech

school that is supposedly filled with very smart people but half of the students are retards that cheat on pretty much every assignment
Person 1: Bro where do you go to school?
Person 2: Eastern Tech
Person 1: Oh shit bro can you help me study Integrals?
Person 2: What’s an integral?
by michaelv73 February 27, 2020
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