ass explosion

There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:

1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)

Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:

Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping

Shit, I ate too much. I'm gonna have an ass explosion on the toilet later. Gross!

by Failurebitch May 28, 2023

Circular Vectorial Explosion

A circular vectorial explosion is a phenomenon that happens when physics student get too bored with the class.

It also causes side effect such as "Plastical Recoil".
Basically the core of the brain explodes and melts on the floor

A Circular Vectorial Explosion just happened outside

by The physical master October 9, 2012

rocket fistbump explosion

When one person slides across the room in a rolling chair to give another person a fistbump, followed by the explosion gesture. The rolling person may announce the rocket fistbump is coming, by making "rocket" noise from the mouth.

Chris was so excited he made a sale, he gave Matt a rocket fistbump explosion

by manakill November 9, 2014

sexy liquid explosion

Wen u r not git gud in CS:GO

"Liam y u r not git gud in CS:GO sexy liquid explosion?"

by Angry Jesus January 30, 2016

titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000

a sexual act in which you insert the whole titanic into your partner's pussy/ass

p1: "So, what did you do last night?"
p2: "I traveled to the atlantic ocean and stole the titanic! then i proceeded to shove it inside Miley's wuss!"
p1: "Oh wow. I'm very impressed. That was a whole titanic ultra pussy explosion 3000!"

by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020

Explosing

To strip naked and blow up.

I haven't seen John since he explosed himself. That was messy and inappropriate of him.

Mummy, that man is explosing himself!

by Ahvo October 18, 2011

Animal Liquid Explosion

This is what happens after you use your hand to masturbate the penis of an animal.

"once i make two goat liquid explosion, same time! i say 'ooh good boy!'"

by Robert Masters April 14, 2005